Tewkesbury 2026 - Let Battle Commence

After a decent breakfast and getting changed into my Monk persona, Brother Godrich,  I headed off to the Festival itself. I’d hoped to walk but in the end I’m glad I decided to scoot, I’d never have lasted the day out, nor helped by the fact that although the hotel entrance is right by the show ground it’s nearly half a mile from the hotel itself! Although I was a bit early we actually got let in a bit before official opening time so I was only waiting a few minutes. 

First order of the day was perusing the shopping stalls, one early purchase was a straw hat as I decided the Tilly Hat I’d grabbed out of the car was a bit incongruous. It was very hot so of course hydration was important, and as beer is over 90% water a couple of pints went down well (I did, of course, also drink plenty of actual water), as did the pulled pork roll. One good thing with the heat is that people had sensibly left their dogs at home. 

After trundling about a bit I went down to the field where the battle itself is reenacted, getting pointed in the direction of the disabled “viewing area“ on the way. For a while I found some shade from the commentary tower, which was good, but it didn’t last as the sun came round. We’d parked scooters at the back of the area and later it was opened up to others but everyone was very good at staying sat down in front. The first entertainment was a falconry “display” although due to the heat flying was very limited. 

All I can say of the battle itself is wow! It’s actually not too far off the original in both length, at around an hour, and numbers - around 2,000 reenactors, the battle itself is described as being “a few thousand!” The commentary was a double act of Professor Ron Hutton, who is excellent at putting across history in an interesting way, and another former participant - very very good. Photography with just the mobile wasn’t easy so I’ll need to do some sorting and editing before I publish pictures. I know they’re a bit controversial but there were some hydration breaks for the fighting men and women, and even then one or two had to be helped from field. 

After the battle finished I had another pint then trundled down into the town (with a brief interruption to swap scooter batteries) for some food, ending up with fish and chips eaten with my handy dandy medieval brass fork (a Tod Cutler product for those who know). I then continued round to the Abbey for some peace and the service of Compline. After a bit of juggling over exactly where I parked to make sure there was room for people to get out in an emergency* we awaited the arrival of the royal party followed by the ministers and the choir. It was a very traditional and very moving service, with the names of reenactors from past festivals who’ve passed away over the years being read out. 

I finished the Evening trundling back to the hotel, putting the scooter back in the boot after retrieving the flat battery for charging, and having a last pint. Overall an excellent day, going in costume made a difference engendering some conversations and I think a few sly photos, however it was also hot so I think tomorrow may just be t-shirt and shorts. 

*From long experience running fire drills it didn’t matter - they’d always leave the same way as they came in!